Take ket. Eat baboon brains. Burn it all.
King Jay and his family bust out of Oslo Zoo. They’re on the hunt for ketamine and black metallers. They’ll don’t appreciate the corpse paint. Hungry and never really liking bamboo, they stop to eat baboon brains but there aren’t enough baboons to satisfy all the pandas so they resort to eating humans, brains and all.
While hunting black metallers they come across a den of Neo Nazis and decide to steal the uniforms. This angers actual Nazis so they find a way out of hell to confront the pandas. Demons witnessing the pandas total destroy religious buildings are a big fan of the pandas and they miss torturing the Nazis so they decide to offer their help to the rampaging pandas.
The pandas also form a metal band by killing a few metal bands and stealing their audience, stages, instruments and tour buses.
About the author
Suitably labelled “The Queen of Filth”, extremist author Dani Brown’s style of dark and twisted writing and deeply disturbing stories has amassed a worrying sized cult following featuring horrifying tales such as “56 Seconds”, “Becoming” and the hugely popular “Ketamine Addicted Pandas”. Merging eroticism with horror, torture and other areas that most authors wouldn’t dare, each of Dani’s titles will crawl under your skin, burrow inside you, and make you question why you are coming back for more.
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